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Total Medals Earned: 1,992 (From 327 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 33,100 Points

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Butcherbugs

Medals Earned: 2/3 (60/160 points)

Puberty 10 Points

Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!

Temporal Lobe 50 Points

Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!

Ladybugs Knocking Over Deadly Butchers 100 Points

Destroy the butcher's frontal lobe, resulting in total loss of motor control!

Call of 'Doody'

Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/185 points)

Electric Jump Rope x10 5 Points

Successfully Avoid the Electricity 10 Times

Kentucky Fried Pigeon 5 Points

Get Electrocuted

Fatal Diarrhea 5 Points

Poop Yourself to Death

Electric Jump Rope x20 10 Points

Successfully Avoid the Electricity 20 Times

Doody Assassin 25 Points

Cause a Car Crash with your Doody

Electric Jump Rope x30 25 Points

Successfully Avoid the Electricity 30 Times

#1 Pooper 100 Points

Beat Call of Doody using only 5 poops.

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Cardiac Snowdrift

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)

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Iron Constitution 10 Points

Spit in the face of oncoming peril like the immovable object you are (unavailable on easy difficulty).

Ultimate Completion 25 Points

What were once many, are now one large heart monster thing. Thanks to you.

Unanimous Approval 100 Points

Everyone's been very impressed with your performance.

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Castaway 2

Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/150 points)

First Kill 5 Points

Kill your first enemy.

Big Meanie 5 Points

Defeat Big Blue the Meanie

First Craft 5 Points

Craft your first item

Reach Town 10 Points

Finally reach the town of Astaea's Bastion.

Gate of Oceanus 25 Points

Unlock the Gate of Oceanus

Defeat Vulcan 50 Points

Rid the world of the evil beast, Vulcan

Mega Sword 50 Points

Craft the Razor Sword

Castle Crashing the Beard

Medals Earned: 4/6 (105/155 points)

Whiskered Away 5 Points

Level Up once.

Fabulous! 25 Points

Reach the maxed out level.

The Fast and the Furriest 25 Points

Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)

Beat to a Fulp 50 Points

Defeat The Beard

Graven Image 25 Points

Win without hitting a gravestone.

Power Razor 25 Points

Win without losing a life.

Cat Astro Phi

Medals Earned: 4/10 (35/155 points)

M41-A 5 Points

Kill all bots on any level

Atari wouldn't like it 10 Points

Destroy 30 asteroids during the story sequences

Autopilot to LV-426 10 Points

Complete Planet 1

Express elevator to hell 10 Points

Complete Planet 2

Hello Joshua 5 Points

Hack any planets first lazer wall without failing

Farewell Sulaco 10 Points

Complete Planet 3

Eric and the Floaters 25 Points

Destroy 20 bots using only bombs

I'll go out there 25 Points

Bomb your way to the secret area on Planet 2

Faster than a UD4L Cheyenne 50 Points

Complete the game in under 20 mins in one sitting

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Catch 51

Medals Earned: 10/10 (50/50 points)

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Cathode Raybots

Medals Earned: 3/16 (15/80 points)

Channel Flipper 5 Points

Defeat the Regular TV crew.

N00Binator 5 Points

Kill the N00bs.

Unpatriotic 5 Points

Defeat the Patriots.

67 Deep Sixer 5 Points

Defeat the 67 Bots.

Bad Dude 5 Points

Defeat the Bad Dudes.

Butt Pincher 5 Points

Defeat the HUGE Jerks.

Castle Crusher 5 Points

Defeat the Castle Crashers.

Emotikiller 5 Points

Kill the NG Emotes.

Evil Slayer 5 Points

Defeat the Evil Bosses.

Gang Banger 5 Points

Defeat 10 random bosses.

Hate the Game 5 Points

Defeat the VG Legends.

Jerk Killer 5 Points

Defeat the Jerk Squad.

Killer of Legends 5 Points

Kill the legendary characters.

Proletariat 5 Points

Defeat the Bourgeois.

Travisty 5 Points

Defeat the Travis Bots.

Troll 5 Points

Defeat the NG Folks.

Cave of Wonders

Medals Earned: 6/10 (90/315 points)

Black Coffin 10 Points

Die before beating Luis.

Rude awakening 10 Points

Defeat Luis' 1st form.

Tighty whitey power 10 Points

Defeat Luis' 2nd form.

Abyss-mal 25 Points

Find the 2nd alternate ending.

Stack the deck 25 Points

Defeat Luis' 3rd form.

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Grape Crush 25 Points

Find the 1st alternate ending.

Flee powder 50 Points

Escape the cave.

Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points

Beat the game in under 200 seconds.

Real Ultimate Power 100 Points

Complete all other achievements!

chained smiley

Medals Earned: 9/14 (255/605 points)

all_type 5 Points

have all kind of smiley

amateur_smiley 25 Points

get total score more than 5M

bomber_mastery 25 Points

have max number of bomber smiley

max_click 25 Points

upgrade click number to the max

max_diameter 25 Points

upgrade click diameter to the max

normal_mastery 25 Points

have max number of normal smiley

perfect_hit 25 Points

get a perfect hit on a round

intermediate_smiley 50 Points

get total score more than 10M

multi_mastery 50 Points

have max number of multi smiley

professional_smiley 50 Points

get total score more than 15M

psy_mastery 50 Points

have max number of psy smiley

tricky_perfect 50 Points

get a perfect hit on the first day

enthusiasm_smiley 100 Points

get total score more than 20M

quick_target 100 Points

complete your target in 35 days or less