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Total Medals Earned: 2,004 (From 327 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 33,175 Points

Gretel and Hansel

Medals Earned: 18/18 (500/500 points)

Baby Steps 5 Points

Make Gretel walk for the first time.

Slingshot Breakfast 5 Points

Obtain the slingshot

Bitch Slap 10 Points

Shoot mom in the face

Honey Horror 10 Points

Get Bee Death

Sucked Dry 10 Points

Get Spider Death

Time is Running Out 10 Points

Get the clock

Electra Complex 25 Points

Get Dad Carriage Death

Gretel Unit 25 Points

Take 200 shots with the slingshot

Here is Mommy! 25 Points

Get Axe Death

Kain 25 Points

Kill Hansel

Kiss That Cyuke 25 Points

Get Rabbit Death

Pecking Order 25 Points

Get Crow Death

Pest Removal 25 Points

Trap the squirrel

The Flamer 25 Points

Get Fire Death

Clockspert 50 Points

Solve clock puzzle

Get Stoned 50 Points

Get all 10 stones

Pop, Rock and Drop It 50 Points

Drop all ten stones

Grimm Master 100 Points

Get all 10 deaths

Hacker vs Hacker

Medals Earned: 8/13 (70/320 points)

Button Pressed 5 Points

Do you have the guts to start play?

First Hack 5 Points

Infect your first PC!

Gold Man 5 Points

Win a gold cup!

Junior Programmer 5 Points

Code 50 viruses!

Junior Systems Administrator 5 Points

Build

Senior Programmer 10 Points

Code 200 viruses!

Senior Systems Administrator 10 Points

Build 200 turrets!

Lead Programmer 25 Points

Code 500 viruses!

Hacker 25 Points

Complete the game.

Lead Systems Administrator 25 Points

Build 500 turrets!

Famous Hacker 50 Points

Complete the game with at least all silver cups.

Nerd 50 Points

Upgrade everything at maximum level.

Hacker King 100 Points

Complete the game with all gold cups.

Handless millionaire

Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/35 points)

Your left hand 5 Points

Your left hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.

Your right hand 5 Points

Your right hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.

Your fingers 25 Points

Once your fingers have been cut off so neatly that you have decided to keep them.

Haunt the House

Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/300 points)

Spirit Level 10 Points

Reach maximum atmosphere

Nobody Home 5 Points

Scare all the people out of the house

The Final Curtain 10 Points

Cause 10 suicides

Mass Hysteria 25 Points

Freak out 5 people at once

Nine Tenths of the Law 50 Points

Possess every item

Swinging Party 50 Points

All lights swinging at once

Spice of Life 100 Points

Use every possessable ability

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Hawkeye Gamer

Medals Earned: 11/15 (180/365 points)

Commander 5 Points

Answer a question about a strategy game

Correct choice 5 Points

Answer the multiple selection question

Defender 5 Points

Answer a question about a defense game

First success 5 Points

Answer 10 questions

Smart guy 5 Points

Answer a question about a game by Smart Flash Games

Best Player 10 Points

Complete the Player difficulty level

Explorer 10 Points

Unlock 50 game buttons in the Gallery

Uncurious 10 Points

Answer 25 questions without clicking on the 'Play It!' button

Game expert 25 Points

Answer 100 questions

Award winner 50 Points

Earn 120 golden cups

Erudite 50 Points

Answer 150 questions

Super fast 10 Points

Answer 20 questions in one Time Trial game

Trend 25 Points

Gain 15 golden cups in a row in the Time Trial mode

Lightning 50 Points

Answer 50 questions in one Time Trial game

Champion 100 Points

Answer 100 questions in one Time Trial game

Help the Hero!

Medals Earned: 10/10 (115/115 points)

LEVEL1 5 Points

Beat Level1

LEVEL2 5 Points

Beat LEvel 2

LEVEL3 5 Points

Beat Level 3

LEVEL4 5 Points

Beat Level 4

LEVEL5 5 Points

Beat Level 5

LEVEL6 5 Points

Beat Level 6

LEVEL7 5 Points

Beat Level 7

LEVEL8 5 Points

Beat Level 8

LEVEL9 25 Points

Beat Level 9

CHALLENGE 50 Points

Last more than 150 seconds in challenge mode.

HEXEP

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/140 points)

Beat Level 7 5 Points

So you've figured out how the game works..

Make a level 5 Points

Get creative with the level editor

"Invest" 2 hours in the game 10 Points

All things in moderation. Especially breaks, don't want to overdo it with those.

Beat Level 13 10 Points

That's the easy part out of the way.

Beat Level 17 10 Points

That was the small-scale stuff. Literally.

Beat Level 24 25 Points

Onto the elite four! Spoiler: there's a fifth. I hated when that happened in the Pokemon games.

Beat Level 28 25 Points

Nearly there, two more to go! Hexagons probably aren't high up on your list of favorite shapes right now.

Complete HEXEP 50 Points

Nice!

Hippolyta

Medals Earned: 12/20 (90/500 points)

Epic Fail 5 Points

Fail 20 times

Farm Massacre 5 Points

Kill 20 farmers

Medium Dodger 5 Points

Dodge 20 medium high obstacles

Medium Jumper 5 Points

Jump 20 medium ground obstacles

Small Dodger 5 Points

Dodge 20 small high obstacles

Small Jumper 5 Points

Jump 20 small ground obstacles

Fight In The Shade 10 Points

Block 20 volleys of arrows

Large Dodger 10 Points

Dodge 20 large high obstacles

Large Jumper 10 Points

Jump 20 large ground obstacles

Mano-A-Mano 10 Points

Block 20 duelists

Trample Mania 10 Points

Jump 20 hoplites

Was That a Fly? 10 Points

Dodge 20 volleys of arrows

Think Fast! 10 Points

Dodge 10 rider attacks

Cover Up 25 Points

Unlock all armor

Eat My Dust 25 Points

Outrun 10 riders

Cat And Mouse 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes in Pursuit

Long Day 50 Points

Complete Story mode

Survivor 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes in Survival

Hell And Back 100 Points

Complete hardcore mode

The Spice Of Life 100 Points

Unlock all game modes

Hitting Stuff at a Building

Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)

1/5 Stars 5 Points

Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered

Darwin Award 5 Points

Achieve the inevitable

Poop Toucher 5 Points

You touched a poop!

Second floor please 5 Points

TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY

Demolitions Inexpert 10 Points

Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.

First Contact 10 Points

You are now the ambassador for planet Earth

It's the Fart Man again 10 Points

Have you tried eating less fiber

Let's Go Whaling! 10 Points

Kill a construction worker

The Witching Hour 10 Points

Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims

Theater seating is 47% fecal bacteria 10 Points

Collect all the dumb movies

This Isn't Popcorn... 25 Points

Visit the Demolition Carnival

Safe Cracker 100 Points

And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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HOLD IT IN

Medals Earned: 1/8 (25/500 points)

Halfway There 25 Points

Hold it in 30 seconds

Hold on for one more day 25 Points

Hold on 80 seconds

Clean Getaway 50 Points

Complete Story Mode

Just hold on we're going home 50 Points

Hold on 100 seconds

Son... 50 Points

Get poop on dad 20 times.

Hold on to your friends 100 Points

Hold on 150 seconds

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

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