Total Medals Earned: 2,004 (From 327 different games.) Total Medal Score: 33,175 Points
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/65 points)
Whoops!
This seems like the perfect place to... nobody's watching, right?
'sup folks?
Way too cozy!
Zzzzzz
The man speaks to the people.
Medals Earned: 16/21 (285/390 points)
Cook a Sandwich Order
Cook a Pasta Order
Cook a Pizza Order
Cook a Hamburger Order
Cook a Steak Dinner Order
Cook a Salmon Order
Cook a Zesty Nacho Order
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/13 (55/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/500 points)
Complete the tutorial.
Lose the game.
Use 5 Recipes in one turn
20% Recipe Completion
20% Meal Completion
40% Recipe Completion
40% Meal Completion
60% Recipe Completion
60% Meal Completion
Beat the game
80% Meal Completion
80% Recipe Completion
Beat the superboss.
100% Recipe Completion
100% Meal Completion
Medals Earned: 2/14 (20/250 points)
UNLOCK ALL MODES
FIND 80 HORRORS
FIND 10 HORRORS
CHEAT
CONTINUE A GAME
START A NEW GAME
SCORE 8,000
FIND 50 HORRORS
BEAT THE GAME 3 TIMES (GET 3 WINS)
FIND ALL HORRORS WITH LESS THAN 13 FAILS
FIND ALL 100 HORRORS
FIND 100 HORRORS IN UNDER 200 SECONDS
COLLECT 13 GRAVES
Medals Earned: 6/17 (95/540 points)
reach the first 500m height
reach the first 50m height
activate time freeze 3 times
touch lava stone 5 times
not taken any damage until reached 125m height
break 15 or more bricks on single rocket mode
being hurt by arrows 10 times or more
don't take axe until reached 114m height
reach 1000m height
kill 15 or more hedgehog
kill 5 or more enemies while on single freeze mode
reached score 5000pts while Bob alive
kill 15 or more caveman
kill 3 or more enemies in single hit using axe
destroy standing turret using axe 5 times
destroy sticky turret using axe 5 times
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/490 points)
Completed the Normal levels
Completed the Hard levels
Created and saved a custom level
Completed the Insane levels
Achieved 100% completion across all levels
Medals Earned: 3/14 (25/505 points)
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 3/8 (20/305 points)
You lost the game.
Kill a caveman with your icicle.
Hit a bird with your icicle.
Show some interest!
Hit two birds AND kill a caveman in one go.
Reach level 15.
You're the icicle master. Complete the game.
Medals Earned: 29/30 (395/495 points)
Purchase 5 Botnets
Purchase 5 One Minds
Purchase 5 friends PCs
Purchase 5 Quantum chips
Purchase 5 Quantum Rifts
Purchase 5 auto-refreshing tabs
Purchase 5 Sentient Techs
Purchase 5 Server farms
Purchase 5 dedicated servers
Purchase 5 Super Computers
Purchase 10 botnets
Purchase 10 one minds
Purchase 10 friends PCs
Purchase 10 quantum chips
Purchase 10 quantum rifts
Purchase 10 auto-refreshing tabs
Purchase 10 sentient techs
Purchase 10 server farms
Purchase 10 dedicated servers
Purchase 10 super computers
Reach over 1000 views
Buy over 250 items from the store
Reach over 1 million site views
Manually click the refresh button over 1000 times
Buy over 500 items from the store
Increase the number of ads to x9
Increase bandwidth to x9
Reach over 1 billion views
Buy over 700 items from the store
Reach over 1 trillion views