Total Medals Earned: 2,004 (From 327 different games.) Total Medal Score: 33,175 Points
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/305 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Because the chicken was waiting for it on the other side.
Get the "Pope" class (10 stars).
Achieve a perfect score (300).
Complete the game without the use of hints.
Unlock all the paintings in the gallery.
On Master difficulty, complete the game in no more than 60 seconds AND achieve a pope ranking.
Beat the game four times without closing it.
Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/220 points)
Find all 8 useable tools in the game
Survive the cannibal attack
Reach full happiness in the happy shack without making any 'slip-ups'
Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% Energy
Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% Hunger
Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% morale
Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% Thirst
Construct all 11 buildings within 10 days
Find wilson on the day that he washes on to shore!
Medals Earned: 4/10 (25/205 points)
You collect your first Gold Gear!
You die for spike hurt
You complete the first Level
Get the special Award Object
You die in flames
You die by hitting a robot
Die on Acid
Die for electric traps
Get to the last Battle
Game Completed!
Medals Earned: 3/6 (25/200 points)
Beat the tutorial levels.
Set a cat on fire.
Completed 5 different levels without using strings.
Evaded all enemies in 10 different levels.
Rescued burning cats in 10 different levels.
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Lose the game.
Meet Reddington.
Keep losing the game.
Don't lose the game.
Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 10/46 (80/490 points)
Play as an Esper!
Play as a Warrior!
Get a 5th Tier Weapon!
Reach the Second Area!
Reach Level 10!
Carry 350 Coins
Get a 5th Tier Equip!
Use your Second Wind!
Play as a Blackguard!
Play as a Red Knight!
Play as an Avenger!
Play as a Lime Knight!
Play as an Enforcer!
Play as a Wizard!
Play as a Mercenary!
Play as a Saiyan!
Play as a Monk!
Play as a Paladin!
Play as a Necromancer!
Play as an Oni!
Play as a Bard!
Play as a Ranger!
Play as a Darkfolk!
Play as a Druid!
Play as a Cleric!
Play as a Rogue!
Get 35 points in any stat
Assemble two Pieces of Time!
Successfully play the Flute 3 times!
Get -3 in any stat!
Hold 10 Potions at Once!
Get a Rune of Enragement!
Conquer the Arena!
Visit a Gachapon!
Reach the Third Area
Get an Orange Belt
Beat the game on Easy Difficulty
Beat the game on Medium Difficulty!
Beat the game on Nethack Difficulty!
Medals Earned: 6/10 (45/230 points)
Kill an enemy with an explosive barrel.
Kill a Dark Mage before he summons any Skeletons.
Slay 250 enemies.
Find and tame all six pets.
Completely max out one upgrade.
Defeat the Queen Slime.
3 Star all 3 Arenas.
Defeat every boss.
Collect every Star.
Defeat the final boss without taking damage.
Medals Earned: 3/9 (120/285 points)
Press A to view your inventory
Press the M Key to Mute the Game
Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
View Credits
Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
View all of the Bios
Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/85 points)
Pick up some fuel
Be possessed by the warped little boy
Pick up a battery
Be possessed by the warped little girl
Pick up your Keys
Find a Map
Beat the game and unlock 'Slender Mode'