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Total Medals Earned: 2,004 (From 327 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 33,175 Points

Tek Tactical

Medals Earned: 2/18 (10/500 points)

Killer 5 Points

Kill 5 enemies.

Minimalist 5 Points

Earn 1 achievement.

Goal Setter 5 Points

Earn 6 achievements.

Mass Murderer 5 Points

Kill 125 enemies.

Serial Killer 5 Points

Kill 30 enemies.

Achievement Acquirer 10 Points

Earn 40 achievements.

Badge Badger 10 Points

Earn 25 achievements.

Goal Getter 10 Points

Earn 16 achievements.

Half-Assed 10 Points

Earn 65 achievements. That's half of the total 130 achievements.

Rampage 10 Points

Kill 550 enemies.

Maniac Murderer 25 Points

Kill 1,900 enemies.

Medal Monster 25 Points

Earn 80 achievements.

Non-Stop Rampage 25 Points

Kill 1,125 enemies.

Maniacal Mangler 50 Points

Kill 11,000 enemies.

Medal Maniac 50 Points

Earn 110 achievements.

Menacing Maimer 50 Points

Kill 4,000 enemies.

Genocide 100 Points

Kill 60,000 enemies.

Perfectionist 100 Points

Earn all 130 achievements. Must've taken you a while, huh?

Tequila Zombies 3

Medals Earned: 17/29 (260/500 points)

M.D.K. 5 Points

Perform Massacre x100

Second Blood 5 Points

Kill 2 zombies

Arachnicide 10 Points

Kill the Widow

Bride's Revenge 10 Points

Kill 98 enemies with katana

End Of Red Faction 10 Points

Kill the Foreman

Keep Rocking 10 Points

Restore 5000 health points total

No Brains! 10 Points

Perform 1000 headshots total

Nutcracker 10 Points

Kill the Rat King

Sub Zero 10 Points

Freeze 50 enemies

Underworld Rising 10 Points

Kill 50 enemies while in Jeff’s wolfe form

We've Got Explosives! 10 Points

Kill 7 enemies with a single barrel explosion

XXX Hot Chilli Burger 10 Points

Collect 50 peppers

Greed 25 Points

Have $2000 in hand

Leather Face Off 25 Points

Kill the Chainsaw Juggler

Sober Master 25 Points

Finish level 1 without using special abilities

Tequila Bum 25 Points

Collect 50 tequila bottles in one game

Tomb Raider 50 Points

Find all the secrets

28 Deaths Later 5 Points

Die 28 times

I Will Not Kill Anyone 10 Points

Kill 50 enemies using Hawk MM1

Last Blood 10 Points

Kill the Green Beret

Machete Kills Again 10 Points

Kill 70 enemies with machete

Payback Time 10 Points

Kill The Space Hunter

Sweet Dreams 10 Points

Kill the Hog Rider

Dead Man's Booty 25 Points

Collect $500 from the coffins

Django Unchained 25 Points

Kill 25 Djangos with chainsaw

Rest In Peace 25 Points

Kill the Undertaker

The Last Stand 50 Points

Kill the Super Mutant

VHM Otaku 50 Points

Collect all issues of VHM

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Tetraform

Medals Earned: 1/15 (10/405 points)

HIROSHIMA 10 Points

Nuke more than 20 enemies at once

MY EARS! 5 Points

Have an attraction beam live for 15+ seconds

STRAGGLER 5 Points

Beat the game with one missile still left on the screen

YOU'RE A WINNER! 10 Points

Beat the game

AL GORE WOULD BE PROUD 25 Points

Get a full planet

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! 25 Points

Get hit after destroying exactly 30 enemies without getting hit

C-C-C-C-COMBO! 25 Points

Get a chain of 10+

DOUBLE WHAMMY 25 Points

Get a multiplier on a boss

HUMANITARIAN 25 Points

Heal an enemy ship

SIDEKICK 25 Points

Have a spike at the end of the game

USA! USA! 25 Points

Beat the game using exactly 2 nukes and have ones leftover at the end

USE THE FORCE! 25 Points

Kill 1000 enemies

YOU'RE A REAL WINNER 25 Points

Beat the game without continuing

PENTAFORCE 50 Points

Get 5 spikes on the planet at once

THAT'S NO MOON 100 Points

Convert a boss into a spike

The Arrow Of Time

Medals Earned: 3/5 (300/500 points)

End of an Era 100 Points

Complete the main game.

I Have the Powers 100 Points

Buy all of the upgrades.

Time Hunter 100 Points

Kill each type of Dinosaur at least once.

Fight in the Shade 100 Points

Have more than 20 arrows on screen at once.

Quickdraw 100 Points

Kill the final boss in under 20 seconds.

The Bar - Chapter 1

Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)

Chapter Complete 10 Points

Complete the first chapter of The Bar

The Chalice of Marfa

Medals Earned: 10/10 (200/200 points)

Don't give up, chuck 5 Points

Get Slayn killed...

Getting a bit red in the face 5 Points

Splash Shiris with the payload

I'll break you a cut on these puns 5 Points

Get Orson killed...

Live free or tie hard 5 Points

Get Etoh killed...

What a blockhead 5 Points

Get Ghim killed...

You must be stoned 5 Points

Get Deedlit killed...

Super Reader! 10 Points

Prove your literacy by clicking the Start button...

We Died for a Chalice 10 Points

Get everyone killed simultaneously...

Parn! 50 Points

Unlock Parn

The Lich Is My Bitch 100 Points

Reveal the Lich with your clever, abstract thinking

The Clockwork King

Medals Earned: 2/7 (50/360 points)

Happy Medium 25 Points

Go from the first checkpoint to rescuing Lynne in the medium difficulty

The End? 25 Points

Reach the end of the game... Or is it?

Easy Does It 10 Points

Go from the first checkpoint to rescuing Lynne in the easy difficulty

100% Monitored 50 Points

Activate all the 20 monitors in the game

Not Hard Enough 50 Points

Go from the first checkpoint to rescuing Lynne in the hard difficulty

Clockwork Heart Breaker 100 Points

Break Lynne's heart

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

The Garden

Medals Earned: 5/5 (25/25 points)

Alarm Clock 5 Points

Ringing in your ears, late, late, late...

Enter Weird Dream 5 Points

It's colorful, at least.

Let Them Eat Cake 5 Points

I think it was tasty?

The Cake is Terrible 5 Points

Or maybe it has terrible taste.

Too Many Signs 5 Points

They're not helping...

The Interview Codex

Medals Earned: 1/25 (5/140 points)

Knowledge Peeker 5 Points

Visit the codex for the first time.

DEAD! 5 Points

there all dead

EDD's 5 Points

World

Hans off! 5 Points

Can't touch this.

HE WOBBLES... 5 Points

but he doesn't fall down

KFC 5 Points

who you call'n chicken?

Knowledge Creeper 5 Points

Visit the codex 10 times.

Knowledge Seeker 5 Points

Visit the codex 50 times.

Mariachi Mang 5 Points

¿Dónde está mi cerveza

only $5 each 5 Points

there you go... good bye!

orsppA 5 Points

???

Paradox 5 Points

Who will interview the interviewmen?

PLEASE HELP! 5 Points

The shade man has locked me in his basment, i am a 16 year old girl. The shade man wips me all day, send help, call the cops... I can get free. My balls are really sore. He is sick. I don't know how much longer I can go on.

Psycho? 5 Points

maybe.

Secret pixel hand shake. 5 Points

...

Sexual Decapoda 5 Points

Nephropidae

Supa Sumba Pawdy. 5 Points

Cake and apple pie.

The bees Justin... 5 Points

Why wount me baby drink his milk Justin?

This is madness! 5 Points

Yes it is.

to mod, or not to mod? 5 Points

that is the ummmm somthing...

YEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH... 5 Points

HHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

YEAH... 5 Points

I'm almost done.

FUL of P 10 Points

hhhmmmmm.

Knowledge Keeper 10 Points

Visit the codex 100 times.

THE KING OF THE PORTAL! 10 Points

He will always be to me...

The Room Tribute

Medals Earned: 8/16 (185/495 points)

Nastwich 10 Points

Make a nasty sandwich.

Best Friend 25 Points

Best your friend.

Destroyer 25 Points

Smash EVERYTHING.

Payback 25 Points

It's a bitch.

Pusher 25 Points

Push the hardest.

Rainmaker 25 Points

Make it rain!

Runner 25 Points

Win the race.

The Room 25 Points

Find it.

The Johnny 10 Points

Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.

Bookworm 25 Points

Read EVERYTHING.

Bugged 25 Points

Record EVERYTHING (and listen).

Perfect Drug 50 Points

Take down Chris R in three rounds.

Quarterback 50 Points

Make a perfect pass every time.

Receiver 50 Points

Catch the ball every time.

The Machine 50 Points

Activate it.

Unsee 50 Points

See everything you shouldn't see.