Total Medals Earned: 2,004 (From 327 different games.) Total Medal Score: 33,175 Points
Medals Earned: 14/22 (365/500 points)
Give John some money.
Find coal.
Give Dave some money for his project.
Help building the steammachine.
Make the steammachine work.
Find diamond.
Give George some smaragds.
Give Dave some sand.
Find ruby.
Give George some wolfram.
Find smaragd.
Get the COre.
Finish the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Find iron.
Enter Utopia.
Get some sand.
Find gold.
Find wolfram.
Give Jamie some rubies.
Medals Earned: 11/11 (330/330 points)
Level 1
Its only Starting
Level 3
Levels Are Getting Hard
Level 5
Down to Jump
Use Missile to Get up
Stop me!!!
Jump 23 Times
Never Return
Medals Earned: 5/14 (70/370 points)
Your fate is sealed.
Racing toward fate.
Your journey is over.
There were no survivors.
Medals Earned: 4/6 (55/75 points)
Get the beer
Beat the troll
Repair the ship
Catch the dinosaur
Get the bow and the arrows
Open the passageway in the cave
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/315 points)
Reach the end!
Reach the beginning!
Reach the end in under twelve minutes!
Reach the twenty-fifth screen with no accidents!
Reach the end with no accidents!
Reach the end in under four minutes!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/105 points)
The Rabbit number 8.
Medals Earned: 8/30 (40/500 points)
Get your first Arcane Spell
Look, up in the sky!
Gobuuuu
Destroy 100 enemy projectiles
Kill 100 enemies
You killed Gobu! You bastard!
in cold cash.
Stun 500 enemies
Get all Arcane Spells
Freeze 500 enemies
Burn 500 enemies
Bag o' bones
in cold cash
Destroy 500 enemy projectiles
Defeat king Gobu with no damage to the crystal
Upgrade all your runes
Get all of Lucrea's skills
Defeat Bonelord with no damage to the crystal
Slay a thousand
Kill a hundred dragons
Defeat the greedling with no damage to the crystal
in cold seven digits
Oh my god... You broke the game.
Slay 10k
This makes you awesome.
Medals Earned: 2/32 (30/500 points)
Beat all four tutorial stages
Beat the record on a stage three times
Beat "Wall of Face" in 10 seconds or less
Beat "Find Your Footing" firing only one block
Beat "Elevator Shaft" without respawning once
Restart "Mind the Gap"
Beat "Just Grab It"
Get Fury to say "Jawsome" with VFX at max
Get Yeah to say "Rock a Doodle" with VFX at max
Get Jam to say "Swag" with VFX at max
Beat all stages on page one
Beat "Lights Out"
Beat "Windowsill" without firing a block
Beat "Weak Rope" without destroying a single block
Beat "Fetch Quest 2" without respawning once
Beat "Shenanigans" without respawning once or firing a block
Fire 25 blocks in a stage
Destroy 175 blocks in a stage
Boost 50 times in a stage
Destroy Mr. Moon in "Space Jam"
Unlock alternate YJF threads
Beat "Willyworld" with 11 blocks in your quota total
Beat "Dastardly" without respawning once
Have 6 blocks in your quota total on "Steel Feels"
Beat "Space Jam"
Beat all stages on page two
Beat "Oh Love"
Beat all stages
Beat "Oh Love" in 30 seconds or less
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/235 points)
Kill a police officer
Stab a person on camera
Hit the floor 20 times
Get the "best" ending
Medals Earned: 8/18 (85/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Locate Lemmy!
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Successfully audition the Thespian
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.